Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts

Friday, February 4, 2011

Angry Movie Lurker Review 27: REC 2.(3 STARS)

........another gaming twist to zombies I think.



This movie was made in Spain in 2009 and I believe made an appearance in the UK in 2010, now I had not seen REC the original but I had seen Quarantine which was the US remake and seemingly was a remake exactly and virtually to the word so I believed I could watch REC 2 without too much trouble and after watching it I feel I was OK as the movie started straight away outside the same appartment with a team of spanish swat about to enter the same cordoned off building with the same virus/disease outbreak with a doctor in tow.

The doctor who is not a doctor for very long enters the building with the 4 man swat team with head cameras and a large shoulder camera (not very tactical) to record everything, they want the original carrier of the zombie like illness and a sample of her blood and the doctor has the verbal/voice recognition that will only allow the team out of the building when they have acquired this.Now what follows is a lot of screaming, running, crying, shooting, pleading, bleeding etc....of any good zombie flick as the former tenants and original rescue teams in the building start to make things difficult but what interested me was obviously the quality of a good zombie/horror movie but that the zombies for a better word (I would class them as ragers or fast zombies) were demonic based and were being controlled by an entity/demon within the building and the doctor who now identified himself as a priest was after confirmation of this by getting a blood sample to prove it.

So it gives another scope to zombie gaming with the addition of maybe vatican death squads, exorcists and different types of demon and zombies with a weak link that when the demon dies they die aswell.The movie is a zombie/horror crowd pleaser and I recommend a watch even if you don't game zombies.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Angry Movie Lurker Review 24: Ultramarines: A Warhammer 40,000 Movie (2 STARS)

.....back on the horse after internet and phones returned yesterday late evening, did some painting, took some pictures and watched a lot of movies and this was one of them.



All I knew about this movie was a trailer I had seen on a blog and I was interested because I have always been a fan of WH40K especially space marines (dark angels), imperial guard and orks in that order.This movie was a bit of a let down and I realise it was made on a minimal budget but my only problem with this movie is the portrayal of the space marines, they are showed as less than superhuman, constantly bickering and making snide remarks at each other, they die after one shot mostly ( but 6-7 shots to take out a chaos marine) , keep taking their helmets off in the battlefield?.The marines I remember reading about over the years in novels and the magazines were insane killers who were virtually one man armies held in awe by their own people and in fear by other races.

Their is beautiful stuff here, battle barge, thunderhawk gunship, power swords, chainswords, heavy bolter, flamer etc......but one squad on a battle barge (12 men), some of the visuals are excellent (the scenes of the imperial fist battlefield devestation), the black legion chaos marines and the imperial fist chaplain but some of the rest is terrible.

The story is that an ultamarine squad plus apothecary and captain head to a planet and a shrine guarded by a company of imperial fists after an emergency beacon is activated, when they arrive they find most of the imperial fists dead and the mark of chaos is everywhere and they fight to find out what happened and get off the planet alive but chaos is everywhere and has plans of its own.I watched it until the end and I applaud the movie been made in the first place but what could have been with a better budget and a different chapter......Ultramarines have always been a problem for me too perfect and a bit preachy for my liking.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Battle: Los Angeles.....this looks really good.

.........this should be a blast even Skyline was watchable and obvious gaming possibilities.



Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Angry Movie Lurker Review 15: SKYLINE.(3 STARS)

I saw this recently even with the majority of people not liking it according to other blogs and websites but I am a sucker for an alien invasion movie.The actors in the movie were not really known to me other than knowing them from the TV, Donald Faison (Turk from Scrubs), David Zayas (Angel Batista from Dexter), Scottie Thompson( Tonys girlfriend in NCIS for 16 episodes) but the actors in general are OK but the star are the aliens and the CGI, the aliens are a cross between the matrix sentinels and George Lucas beasts in varying sizes, there are motherships and there are more brains on view here than a good zombie movie.The attack on the mothership by predators and stealth bombers is a highlight,there are F-22 raptors,some ground troops and helicopters as the military fights back but the aliens have a trick up their sleeve and as I said human brains play a lot in this movie.The ending leaves itself open for a sequel but also is the weakest point but only because it irritated me as I felt it was silly.This movie is worth a watch and I would watch it again on DVD but with some fast forwarding but it is a CGI movie and quite good at it.

Review guide for rating at bottom of blog.

Also a link to my new movie blog http://theangrymovielurker.blogspot.com/

Thursday, November 25, 2010

The Horde: Zombie Movie Review.


Watched this last week as I am a bit of a fan of Zombie movies, this is a french one from the director Yannick Dahan.It starts as a revenge trip for 4 corrupt police officers as they attempt to kill the criminal responsible for the death of one of their own, that mission goes bad for them and they are at the mercy of the criminals when zombie hell breaks out literally and they have to join forces to fight off the zombie menace(fast zombie and slow zombies?).This is a grim movie and would be a lot better if you actually cared for any of the main characters but you don't(I did not recognise any of the main actors possibly because they were french and not really known to me),The movie is quick paced and set in the location of a tower block and it just about worth 3 STARS for a couple of good scenes(.30 cal WW2 light machine gun and a corridor full of zombies being a stand out moment).Remember revenge is a dish best served cold and your greatest danger is always going to be other survivors.Make sure you watch it in its native language it really helps, dubbing can be a real curse.

On a lighter note I have created another blog for movies and TV and the other bits of screen shenanigans, I will still post zombie goodness here but if you are interested in the big and small screen here is the link http://theangrymovielurker.blogspot.com/  it's still new but updated very regularly. Thanks.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Angry's Honest Movie Reviews 4: RED


Saw this movie recently mainly because it had Bruce Willis in it and the promo seemed to cover most demands I have(guns, action and humor),the movie is based on a 3 issue comic book by Warren Ellis in 2003/4.
Willis(still got it and a movie made for him) is a retired CIA operative who is been pursued by assassins led by Karl Urban(bad guy/very good actor) after contact with a girl at his pension provider,they go on the run and get the retired gang back together, Freeman(dependable as always), Malovich(playing the lunatic who believes they are out to get him and he is right), Mirren(great 50.cal scene) and some outside assistance from Brian Cox(the russian) the action is plentiful, plenty of laughs and one liners,great performances from everybody and a good ending make this a 3 STAR bordering on a 4 STAR, recommended. 

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Angry's Honest Movie Reviews 3: Jonah Hex

Saw this today with little knowledge other than it was a western with a scarred Josh Brolin in the lead with Megan Fox and John Malkovich as the bad guy.It seems to be set after the ACW with Hex as a bounty hunter formerly with the confederate army(portrayed as a bit of a git) who witnessed his familys death at the hands of Turnbull(Malkovich) and is branded by Turnbull and left for dead, he is healed by Indians and develops an ability to talk to the dead(I know I thought the same thing) but without giving too much away the movie is a revenge trip but also a mission to save the country from Turnbull and his secret weapon(not that big a secret).Megan Fox plays a hooker with a heart of stone(except for Jonah),the action scenes are over the top,a lot of cliches(including Turnbulls right hand bad man being an Irishman and an incredible over the top performance aside but the main point being the Irish are always the good guys and never ginger) but there is a lot of action and a good bodycount and Megan Fox is in it!

I give the movie 3 STARS as it wasn't that bad and it fulfilled the 3 STAR rule(guide at bottom of page) but maybe it was the humour I was in at the time. I have never read the comics and I believe that may have helped the scoring.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Angry's Honest Movie Reviews 2: The Good,The Bad and the Weird.


The Good,The Bad and the Weird came out in 2008 and is set in 1930's Manchuria and tells the story of a hunt for a treasure map(buried Qing dynasty riches) and the three main characters involvement in locating it, The Good(bounty hunter), The Bad(bandit and hitman) and the Weird(thief), involved aswell are a multitude of other characters including a large pursuing group of Manchurian Bandits and the Japanese army.This is one hell of a movie and try to watch the Korean version as the ending is better, it has a great soundtrack, good bodycount, insane action set pieces and hopefully when I say to people now have you seen the film they will go yes and it was bloody brilliant.

This is a 4 STAR movie(movie ranking guide on the blog) and have a glimpse at the UK trailer to wet your appetite.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Update, Loyalty and Robin Hood

No update for a while have been on annual leave and turning 42, got a digital camera for my birthday so can give back the camera i have been using, got my Four A miniatures snow troopers, some copplestone predators and terminators.Nearly finished painting the terminators,starting the snow troopers for my neo sov siberian special forces.
         Loyalty from figure companies is something my friends and I have discussed lately, my second order from Four A miniatures included a free figure(one that I can use aswell),hasslefree have loyalty points,sweets and extras and even Pig Iron sent extra when they screwed up but the likes of copplestone(does not respond to enquiries about products and has never offered any  individually generated extras for years of buying his products,foundry(offered discounts but did not work and took full amount without discount and was not changed even after ringing them and have never ordered again), there are others but thats not the point.Now why should they offer or even give extra its not compulsory, not economically viable(or is it?) but I believe it is good business sense because it prompts you to order again,recommend them to others and hopefully increase their business by buying more or choosing a period that they do that you had not planned to startWe are not looking for this all the time but now and again would be nice and I think it would increase sales but I understand margins are tight and some companies are a hobby more than a business(hasslefree have nearly gone bust in the past) and that in the end if you do want the figures you will buy them regardless and I believe thats how some companies think.
                                                            Finally I got to see the new Robin Hood with Russell Crowe and despite the historical saving private ryan scene(with what looked like landing craft painted brown) it was a 4 star romp with good action scenes and humour and I recommend it with the above comments.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Angry's Honest Movie Reviews 1: Expendables

As wargamers we deal with figures,painting,scenery and rules but wargamers cannot live by wargaming alone and so we need other eye candy and inspiration like movies but hear me now we do not reveiw rom coms or chick flicks here,action,violence,good humour,nudity and war are only acceptable here.

5 STARS: The holy grail and rarely achievable but now and again it happens and our lives are slighty changed.
4 STARS: Bloody good movie just shy of greatness but still bloody brilliant.
3 STARS: Popcorn movie that was OK and you do not mind the price or time involved in watching it.
2 STARS: The losing the will to watch movie and contine to watch because it may get better but it never does and if it was recommended then we need to find that person and make them see the error of their ways.
1 STAR: Arse Water.Unforgiveable.

No matter how bad the movie is you have to have sit through the whole thing to be allowed to comment on any movie.This is honest reviewing with no mention of panoramic scenery,sunsets or why the movie The Hurt Locker received 6 oscars(ok movie but 6 oscars!!).


Saw the Expendables last Saturday and have to say was not expecting much from it but was suprised at how much I enjoyed it even with the overacting and ham acting from some of the leads(some of them are not ageing well)but the violence,action scenes,set pieces and humour made this a very enjoyable movie and the ending just rounded out a damn good experience.4 STARS and the if the scene near the end with the AA-12 shotgun does not make you laugh out loud and shout i apologise(not really).

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Reminds me of home


Great scene from a good movie but really great music by the Dubliners.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Shah Rukh Khan Old Pictures and Trivia








Shahrukh Khan was born on 2nd November 1965. He was brought up in Delhi. He has a sister named Shehnaaz.

Shahrukh Khan studied in St. Columba's school, New Delhi, where he was awarded the 'Sword of Honor', essentially the award for best student.He Was not very good at Hindi in school, until his mother promised to take him to the cinema if he passed. As he loved films,he got top marks from then on.

At school he was an ace in Hindi, Electronics and Biology but wasn't good at all in Mathematics.

He had captained all teams in football, cricket and hockey and even played cricket at Zone and National level.

Had Graduated from Hansraj College, Delhi University and followed it up with a Masters Degree in Mass Communications (Film making) from Jamiya Milia Islamiya University, in New Delhi, but after a year Shah Rukh opted out as he had to make his acting career in Bollywood.

For a short span of time Shahrukh ran a restaurant in Dariya Ganj in New Delhi, India. Shah Rukh Khan joined Barry John's theatre group (TAG) in New Delhi and learned acting from him.

His parents died before he entered movies. Shahrukh considers it a big regret that they couldn't see what their son was to become.His Father Meer Mohammed Taj Khan died of Cancer in 1981 and his Mother Lateef Fatima Khan died of complications in Diabetes in 1991.

He married Gauri Khan on 25 October 1991. They have two children, son Aryan Khan (b. 1997) and daughter Suhana (b. 2000).

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Swami Nityananda’s sex scandal video

After Kalki Bhagavan’s scam, Swami Nityananda’s sex scandal video has surfaced shaking the devotees faith in the religious leaders and god-men, who are treated equivalent to gods by followers. Don't make me say I told you so, but I did tell you bozos so!

The video shows Swami Nityananda and two actress Ranjitha and Ragasudha (The actresses name seems to have been added to make the news spicey, there is no confirmation on this) which are supposed to be parts of sex scandals by the Nityananda.

A video showing swamiji (we still like to add ji suffix to the name of the fun loving exalted swami as it might hurt the sentiments of fun loving people) in compromising position (compromising is putting it lightly, swami was having fun dude) with a popular Tamil actress was released by Sun News on Tuesday, Mar 2, leading to violence at the Swamiji’s ashrams.

There is doubt about the man in the video is Swami Nityanand but there is speculation as to the identity of the woman in the video. While some speculate that the actress in the video is Ragasudha, others suggest that the woman is Tamil actress Ranjita.

The video, which came as a massive shock to the godman’s followers (because he was having all the fun alone. While he made them just sit and meditate he got masturbated), has led to widespread protests (understandable when one person has all the goodies). In Coimbatore, angry followers took to streets and vandalised property,the Swami’s Ashram in Bidadi is also seeing similar scenes.

Paramahamsa Nithyananda is (WAS) a spiritual guru. He was born on January 1, 1978 in Tamil Nadu, India. He is the founder of Dhyanapeetam, a worldwide movement. The foundation has its headquarters in Bengaluru (Bangalore),India.

In 2007, he was elected chairman of the Hindu University of America, also known as the International Vedic Hindu University, an institution in the U.S. state of Florida. I wonder if they will sack him now or hire a new chairman.

Life Bliss Foundation is Nithyananda's movement (although the video shows swami enjoyed other kind of movements as well). Established in 2003, it now consists of over 1000 centers in 33 different countries. The foundation also owns Nithyananda Meditation Academies (NMAs) worldwide.

For all those looking for spiritual enlightenment I can only suggest the following: Do not follow Swami's and Godmen, Dude become a Swami or godman and con people and make money and generally have a good time.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Movie Trailer

Harry potter fans are looking forward to movie " Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" based on the sixth installment in the series based on J.K. Rowling's books.

The trailer for "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," has been released.


It looks like another well made and entertaining movie and should do well at the box office.

"I can make things move without touching them," a young Lord Voldemort says in an eerie voice. "I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me."

"I can speak to snakes, too," he adds. "They find me, whisper things."

The sixth film, based on the novel Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, is about Harry Potter in his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The teen wizard finds an old book marked "property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about the evil Voldemort's past.

The movie "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" will be released in theaters on Nov. 21.

Monday, May 19, 2008

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL


Indiana Jones returns to battle a group of evil Russians hunting for a lost artifact with supposed psychic powers. The star cast includes Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett and Karen Allen.

The Crystal Skull has all the tried and tested ingredients like ancient riddles, rumbling stone technology, a precious artifact with supernatural powers. And Harrison Ford, as Indiana Jones, still dashing in leather bomber jacket or professorial tweed.

The film is fast-moving, fun and occasionally inventive (the man-eating ants are a nice touch). But its success rides almost entirely on Ford, who brightens the action - always improbable, occasionally ludicrous - with physical humor and rascally charm. He wears the role so naturally that his supporting actors often seem to be faking it.

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL opens Thursday at area theaters, with some screening it at midnight Wednesday. The film hints that another sequel might come our way.

Reviews


DAVID GRITTEN, TELEGRAPH

It's not that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, exhumed after 19 years to be the fourth in this series, is bad, exactly. But it's undeniably creaky.

What made the Indiana Jones series so fresh and amusing back in the '80s was its lightness of touch and its tongue-in-cheek, 'ripping yarns' spirit.

That hasn't quite disappeared, but there's an awful lot of long-winded explanations of myths, legend and hieroglyphics in this story about Indy's mission to Peru for a crystal skull that's allegedly the fount of all knowledge.

Thus, between a series of stunt-driven set pieces, many of them implausibly linked, the film gets bogged down in wearying talk.

JAMES CHRISTOPHER, THE TIMES

A spontaneous cheer went up when Indiana Jones was pulled out of the boot of a car in the Nevada desert.

Nineteen long years have done nothing for his dress sense, and nor have they withered his appetite for trouble.

This fantastic Steven Spielberg adventure is a marvellous return to form for Professor Henry Jones Jr. There are Mayan riddles to solve, KGB agents to biff, and one of the greatest - and longest - action chases through the Amazon jungle in the history of cinema.

RICHARD MOWE, THE SCOTSMAN

One of cinema's most enduring action heroes has returned to the global arena, famous fedora and cracking bullwhip intact and showing few signs of a creaky physique.

Can Harrison Ford, 65, who was in his 30s when he made Raiders of the Lost Ark, still hack it as an action hero, when his mentor, Sir Sean Connery, declined an invitation from the franchise's creators, the director Steven Spielberg and producer George Lucas?

The answer is a cautious 'Yes', even if the script leaves him floundering in places, especially a rather slow and unnecessarily convoluted start.

PETER HOWELL, TORONTO STAR
Moviegoers will likely find, as many critics did, that Indy IV is great fun without necessarily being great cinema.

It's a solid summer blockbuster, in other words, just like its three predecessors.

All involved in it are working at the top of their game. Think of Indy IV as a toy crafted by expert jewellers and you won't be far off the mark, even if its theme is - on the face of it - anything but child's play.

PETER BRADSHAW, THE GUARDIAN

Despite the genuine excitement, and one blinding flash of the old genius, this new Indy film looks like it's going through the motions.

The third film was called Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, after all - perhaps, like the first Star Wars film, that will need a change of title, with the word 'penultimate' added to all new DVDs.

Unlike the calamitous Star Wars prequel trilogy, this film doesn't trash our treasured memories, but it doesn't add anything either.

RAFER GUZMAN, NEWSDAY

There are two ways to manage a film franchise. One is to continually reinvent and update it, which has worked pretty well for James Bond. The other method is to simply stick with what worked the first time.

That's what director Steven Spielberg and creator-producer George Lucas have done with Raiders of the Lost Ark, their 1981 adventure classic. There's no recapturing Ark's innocent magic, so the filmmakers, through two middling but popcorn-worthy sequels - 1984's Temple of Doom and 1989's The Last Crusade - basically reworked the original while taking care not to sully our memories of it.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull manages the same balancing act, though with some major wobbles as usual.

The film is fast-moving, fun and occasionally inventive. But its success rides almost entirely on Ford, who brightens the action - always improbable, occasionally ludicrous - with physical humour and rascally charm.