400+ Followers and Hollywood is still full of shit. Thanks.

........thanks to all the followers and readers, thank you.

The Angry Who?

Sorry for this filler post but I've been on another first aid course, this time oxygen and defibulation to add to my first aid certificate, did some practicing, watched some real life defibulation on people who survived and found out that when you shock people there is very little sign to show they've been shocked, so yet again in certain instances Hollywood is full of shit and proven on many occasions by the good people over at Mythbusters. 

Anyway I am now qualified to come to a CPR emergency and shock the shit out of you.

One more thing Porky's Expanse! is running a little word expanding exercise http://theporkster.blogspot.com/2011/03/expanders.html and you should give it a go, my effort in 15 words for the word "stuff".

"The Wright Stuff, does anybody have it anymore, we may never know their like again."

Check it out he's strict but fair. 

Angry First Aid Part 2........Knee Aid.

My 3 day first aid course for myself and half my security team is over and everybody passed (I was surprised aswell) but now I have guys who think they are House (pictured left) and are trying to find people to perform procedures on, they want their ID's to read Doctor (one wants to have site hero?). I agree with the House image because with security you get loud and surly first aid but still good first aid but mainly beacuse our knees are in tatters and the cane would help. Our instructor did buy us knee boards but they were small and we kept slipping off them (causing even better carpet burns) lol.The other thing we found out about one of our colleagues is that if you tickle him he farts.

Should be back to normal from the weekend with blogging after I redo some pictures and Bob Geldof can organise a gig.

For some comments I received CPR stands for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

Angry First Aid........my knees are killing me

Organised a 3 day first aid course for the staff at work which started yesterday.There were five of us for the first set of training including Ray from http://onelover-ray.blogspot.com/ and why I am I angry because I have the knees this morning of a .....(insert joke here) between putting people in the recovery position and the constant CPR pummeling (I was up and down off the floor like a ???? ...insert answer here) I thought I was going to need the recovery position and some CPR done on me.

I am now on my way to the course again, my knees are still killing me and my practice dummys name is Ray, I need to improve my slobber lock and you cannot revive somebody through CPR alone (Hollywood is full of shit) and did I mention my knees are killing me.